Jul 2, 2007
Arabesque

Right. Now guess which is the true one?

1. Iqbal's mom went diving with sharks and got bitten my ferocious swimming turtles.

2. Iqbal's dad went flying with a small plane and flew between the twin towers.

3. Iqbal's bro went dirt biking with a scrambbler and got chosen to be in X-games.

4. Iqbal went walking with his nike shoes and stumbled with Sara Tan.

5. Iqbal's rabbit went running cuz the dog went in the house and bit him.

Anyone who answers this right will get 1 buck. First come first serve basis.


 


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Jun 26, 2007
Invention no.1

When you need your life back...

When there are times when i feel bad,

especially at days when your stamina's burned,

well, at this moment i just had to had,

a cup of ice caramel mochiatto made by fern.


If there are times when you need to laugh,

for the entire week- you've been buffed,

Mr. Joshua will be there with his clown,

to bring you smiles from that frown.


There will be times when you'll be stoned,

by the boredom when you sit around in your home,

I would definitely just go online to see,

Miss Liyana who'll be nudging me with glee. 


When i feel a mission or craving an adventure,

or even having to give our eyes some plessure,

my brother in crime Mr. Wawan'll be there,

to be a partner, a brother, a friend, a dare.


Well, what about plans who needs a leader?

Thats where Iffah comes in the picture.

She'll be the boss of the people,

And a friend who'll advice for some of my trouble.


And there is gene, my taiwanese brother,

who studies to be a hotel manager,

He does his cooks, presentation in suits,

with his lil Miss Wendy, his chicka, his toots.


Never forgetting the little miss photographer,

who'll be at occasions and busy with her camera.

Trust me she's not just a mere lens lady,

Her name's lil neddy, the lil sister in our jamboree.


And theres the "tree" whos name is Zack,

Whom fell in love with Nab, the girl with spec.

Who'll always be there as a friend who speaks,

As me wawan and tree keep our ears on the peak.


Hijaz and Poon who'll be there with me,

as the girls go out on a shopping spree.

As soon as we're on for the next encounter,

We'll hunt for a seat and begin our man blabber.


I guess all when times you need your life back,

there's always a friend who'll have that spare track.

No matter how shitty your endhorphins are down,

You'll know, you'll always have your friends around.

 

Thank You!

 


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Jun 19, 2007
Ecossaise

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. 
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. 
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel  like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. 
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.  
I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. 
She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.  
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. 
Let me tell you... she was so excited. 
She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.  
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to  play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." 
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.  
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,  "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're  just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,  "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch  knows I'm smarter than her.
 
haha! smart dude.. but, as if i would have the heart to do that,like iffah would say to me.
ha!

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Jun 18, 2007
canon in D

Hey nab. Sorry if this was offensive but let me continue the other people that you missed out, iqbal style. haha.

After 20 years....

Joshua Rodrigues.

Currently living in the slumps of Beverly Hills, Joshua Rodrigues never fails to keep his spirit high to accomplish his life long goal, and a dream since he was a mere child. To be a proffesional actor. Though, Joshua unfortunately runs by many wolrd weight cravasses and obstacles. With 8 daughters and 3 sons to feed, he and his 3rd re-married wife struggles hard to live his dream.

Nur Nadhirah binti Razalee.

Born on christmas day, Nur Nadhirah has been offered tons of contracts from all around the world to be the next Santa's wife. Busy with her job of management deal with wedding ceremonies and birthday parties and many calls from old school boybands to perform, she refused the offer. Holding a world record for best spinster for up holding 6 years, Nadhirah or what friends use to call her by, neddy, is now a famous wedding planner.

Toh Lee Gene.

The world's famous chef from association of the blue ribbon has now retired young and rich and persued his life to a new beggining. Which was to be a Father. Re- Married with his 2nd wife, he tries his best to prolong his relationship with his new born baby. Ofcourse, chef toh does not end his life with that, instead he opened up a new franchise "Baby World", where he and his beloved wife shares their stories  with thousands of new parents world wide, about how to hold babies and teach them in a right manner. They are now the biggest baby care organization with a membership out of 6million peopel world wide.

Nur Liyana binti Dzulkafli.

A succesor of Tyra Banks, Nur Liyana is now a celebrity model and owns a 7years contract with MNG, as well as FHM and other retail outlets. Hard to believe, this top star model is now dedicated to be a doctor studying medicines in egypt. Completing her masters soon, Liyana, or Lynnie, has job offers to be a lecturer from Oxford University as well as cambridge and ireland. Tied up with her modelling job and her love for biology, Liyana struggles hard to achieve both her dreams. As well as rumoured to be engaged for the 5th time to Damon Wayans.

Iqbal Ryu bin Zakaria.

After facing a terrible bankrupcy on his book called, "If i was black", due to a riot on African Amerian, Iqbal decides to decides to have whats left of him and make a solo record in acompany duo with Joe Mc'Cartney. Turns out his record went so bad that it beat william hung. Broke, failure, and single, Iqbal then ventures in being a National Service trainer. Media now shows that he own's a wooden house near camp, yet rumour has it that he is involved with the bombing of a house at ss19/3A.

Touch Wood. haha.


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Jun 12, 2007
People say...

1. Don't ever cut your nails at night.

The all original myth where our grandparents use to say. "If you cut your nails at night~ bad luck will fall upon you for 27days!" Well, yeah obviously.. Unfortunately, my man Thomas Edison was still in search of the tungsten for his light bulb. So that'll make people at that age to stick with candles. Probably, one night someone famous cut his/her finger nails at night with the candle light on. It was a windy night and poof went the candle. CHOP! off went his/her fingers and that'll make anonymous in pain for 27 days until it heals. HAHA! who knows?

2. Don't ever sing in the kitchen.

"Dont ever sing in the kitchen or your husband will be very old!!" ok... thats cool. Possibly some chinese maid cook for an imperial highness was cooking dinner for the emperor. The emperor was curious about this maid cook and decided to check out the kitchen to spy the maid cook, which coincedentally, she was singing like a balooga. The emperor fell in love with her voice and decided to marry her. The rumour starter's probably some jealous bitch who tells everbody that her husband was an old fart. There. Old emperor dude. Young hot maid cook sing in the kitchen.. HAHA! who knows?

3. Don't ever sit with your legs on top.

"Or else your maaammi will die!" OMG.. this is brutal.. yeah who knows, some gangster macha dude came home late and got so tired and pissed drunk that he sat on the sofa and slept off with his foot on the sofa table. The next morning, the mom came and cursed him with tamil. She got pissed looking at the beer cans and started picking the mess up, until she accidentally tripped backwards because of the son's huge bulu legs and fell on her head. Cracked her back and passed away. How did the rumour start? Simple. When he was in prison, " DEI! dont la put your legs on the table.. or else your amma will die la wei.." Might i remind you that he was drunk when the tragedy happened. HAHA! who knows?

4. Don't ever fall in love.

"Or else your genitals will tangle and it'll be real pain and hard to untangle.(says wawan)" Well its another bullshit. Yes, it hurts to fall in love. And shit do happen too. Yet it doesn't mean that NO! YOU CANNOT FALL IN LOVE!. It means that we should learn from our pass relationship and apply to the next one by preventing from making the same mistake again. Seriously, people who becomes shittier bfs/gfs by each relationship they get into needs to stop dating for a long time. People say that they will find for the right person and that'll make a perfect relationship. I like to think of it as, we dont find perfect relationships, instead, we build them from all the tough obstacles or walls or whatever you call it. 

its like us, we leap and we try to fly when we know that we'll fall flat to th ground. but having that just little bit of feeling to. it.. Its awesome enough..

just like falling in love

u know its bound to get shitty, but you just wanna leap and fall

for u know that being in love is just the best feeling you'll ever have

think about it.


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